Friday, 5 April 2013

John, Jon Jon, and not John

A happy Friday to you all! I can really feel that our training days will soon be expanding to different routes, terrain and time. I feel like 8 am might be coming soon! But not this week. I would enjoy having you all join us for a trot in beautiful Bowness Park with a 9 am start tomorrow. Will we see you there?
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We saw our friend Jon B. as he left the comfortable confines of the Caymans for a trip to Calgary and a wedding. We haven't seen him around these parts since 2004 so it has been a while. Thanks to Willie and Carroll for helping with a quickie reunion of our Flanders Fields Marathon team of 2003.

Jon, John, and not not John but rather Willie.
The race in Ypres was the first for Jon, Willie, Ally, and Carroll among many others that joined us on that trip. It is hard to believe that ten years have passed since these people joined me for their first trip of a trot. Who would have guessed that ten years later we still have fond memories and even better friendships. I think the four and five hour training days - along with some pint sized brown beverages - may have been the culprit of this connection.

We did enjoy arriving at the Hotel Royal Astrid in Oostende and seeing the hallways lined with hospital beds, IV stands, and people who were obviously in need of 24 hour care. Our hotel it seemed was also an infirmary. Amazingly the next day we awoke to bare hallways and nary a patient to be found. Now where did they all go? It all happened in Absolut Oostende...
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Lauren and Greg are hinting that I need to move. they both have sent me events in BC that require my attendance. Greg is telling me to get off - the road and try the Trek Series trail runs. They seem pretty tame for distance with the longest being 25 km, but they do have some wild names: Crazy Soles, Round the Mountain, Reiko's Hellish Half, Tears and Gears, and the Headbanger. How could you go wrong with those names?

Lauren is much more refined and has suggested the first annual Kelowna Wine Country Half Marathon. Now how could you go wrong with wine and racing? Remember my thesis: "You can't get drunk on wine while doing a marathon." Proven with experience. Granted this event is a half marathon so my study is really of no good for us...
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If you are traveling out of the country and going through customs you may get this question:
Q: "Is the purpose of your visit business or pleasure?" A: "Neither. I'm running a marathon."
Thanks to the Friday funnies


Thursday, 28 March 2013

Duck, Duck, Mallard

It is always good to be home...

After travelling around the world in less than a week I have realized that Dorothy was right. Nothing beats a welcome home hug and a lick with tail wag. As we get back into the swing of things I am getting excited to find that next challenge. What will it be for me? Let's discuss with the next Saturday 9 am trot at Mallard Point parking lot. This is the eastern most end of Canyon Meadows drive SE. Ally, Jodi, and the rest of the NW gang, we will hit your end next week. So join us for a discussion of Peter's trip to Japan and elsewhere, my trip to Italy, Germany, and Toronto, and of course all things that make Saturday mornings a great time to be alive. I promise not to lead us astray...



Next Thursday one of our old trotters (well, much younger than me!) and my room-mate in Oostende, Belgium is making a pilgrimage back to Calgary to visit those near and dear. Jon Jon was a good marathon buddy and now hapy resident of the Grand Caymans. A few of us are meeting him to rehash old times at Original Joe's on 4th Street at 730 pm. if you are about. Heck, you can even join us at 630 for some exercise if you want to 'earn' your brown pop and fatty foods. Let me know if you are coming as a reservation is required!
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From that same trip we were introduced to Ken who is off to Ellensburg, Washington for the annual Yakima River Canyon Marathon. Good luck next week with what looks to be a really fun race. See if you can win some extra rupees like last year.
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Our friend April thinks that we are all nuts. I almost believe her. She has found an event for us all to enjoy. Who wants to be a zombie?

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Thursday, 21 March 2013

A racey report from the Conclave


Well, all good plans need to have a fall back...Last week Lufthansa worked hard to get me to Rome in time for the voting of our next leader of the Catholic world. As much as 500 miles an hour can accomplish I was a shy bit late for the white smoke. It will be quite interesting to see what Frank can do to change the world which he inherited. The fact that the world leader of the Orthodox Christians, the Russian Patriarchate and a leader of the Jewish Congress all met in harmony does give hope that perhaps our greatest cause of war - religion - might indeed be a thing of the past.

While I was unable to make Conclave I did indeed make it to the start line of the Rome Marathon. Twenty-three friends of Arthritis joined in attempting a trot from the start to finish. Twenty-three friends of Arthritis were successful in completing their goal. What a wonderful day of sweat, swears, and sweet victory for all. Congrats to the team for showing that months and years of training paid off in a successful day.
We were told in Italy that dress code was in effect!
Every time I head out on a trail with new and old friends I am constantly wowed by the power of their intentions. We think of great goals that seem so far in reach but then become part of our fabric, our soul, our being. We try to not try but to succeed, and we do. Congrats to you all for what you have accomplished. And if you haven't done what you set out to do, what is stopping you???

For those that enjoy a good trot, why not join me for a good one at McDonald's of Glenmore Landing at 9 am ish. Perhaps we can find a good group to train with from there and then earn a wonderful shirt...
Do we get fries with that?
So the race report. Nothing like flying around the world to spend four days on the ground of Rome. They say all roads lead there, but I didn't know flying led through Toronto and Frankfurt! Three days of flying and four on the ground made for an interesting trip. Three meetings, a couple of team dinners, a day long race, and some power tour-on (tourist-moron) trips made the trip seem almost as fast as the last one in Rome in 2001. Then was a total of 30 hours, this was a total of 96. Now just what can you do in 96 hours?
- eat
- drink
- hop-on/off bus
- meet the Pope (sort of)
- participated in an Opera (Joy doesn't know this part yet!)
- trotted a 6:45 marathon
- Went to a rugby match that was a world first
- did I mention St. Patrick's Day?

For those of you that know me, you know that I can pack a weeks worth of excitement into about 16 hours. So really I had a wonderful six weeks in Rome. I guess when the 'lady of the evening' suggested that I not be afraid of her, really I should have said the same to her!

Training trot day one. A PR. with 30 minutes taking 51 minutes overall!
The race day competition resting before the big day
How we all model ourselves as athletes. At the 1964  Olympic athletes village.
I guess this means we are in!
Is this performance enhancing?
I can't tell you how hard it was to find this parking spot
I was that far behind the winners that they had already left the award ceremony

In every race a little entertainment must fall

How my feet felt after 45 km. of cobblestone
Italy beat Ireland for the first time in history.
Perhaps this is why there was so much to drink  after the marathon?

And what will I do next???



Well, that is the race report. The weather was race perfect. Overcast, a slight breeze, some drizzle, and one Westie to lick the salt of my wounds...

If there was a Westie in every race you would never break a sweat!
Cheers!

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John

Friday, 8 March 2013

Will our trotting produce white smoke?

As a lifelong plodder of the trails of our communities I have been witness to many events that have 'shaped' our group. From the infamous 'bike path passion' last year of two pre-stampede amorous individuals to the colour-blind runs of Ally and others who proved that trotters indeed have the full rainbow of gear needed to complete the left-right-repeat of our chosen passion. Sorry, no passion photos for you all...

Next week I have the privilege of joining some like-minded individuals in Rome to form our own conclave and decide on what is truly important - how to complete the Rome Marathon. Depending on the results of the 'other' Conclave we could be heading straight into millions of people trying to wave at the newest Pope as he rides the Popemobile around Vatican City. I wonder if the race organizers could have predicted their event would be right in the middle of a billion Catholics and their next chosen leader? Well fresh off the presses...I could be trotting at night!

Interesting that the event will fall on St. Patrick's Day. I can only imagine the outfit I might have to wear so my troop can see me...

I wonder as well if the current Pope Benedict will go back to his roots and do the marathon with us next week? He will have tough competition from the nuns!

Is being blessed by a higher power a performance enhancing drug?

The Pope breaking the finish line tape. He is always the leader!
Okay, enough of that nonsense. The next two Saturdays will be Eau Claire days. See you there at 9 am but I will just be thinking of you next week.
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One of my favourite stair climbs is coming up soon. The annual Climb for Wilderness at the Calgary Tower is   coming up on April 20th. If you are interested in art, every stairwell landing is painted by students and there is some fantastic work to be seen.

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Our good friend April Clay provided and interesting link to why our brain gets tired while exercising. I have done events that have taken up to 35 hours to complete and I totally understand the mental fatigue comments that the story suggests. I have always stated that we can all trot out a marathon on any given day as our body has the physical ability to get'r done, but the mental ability is usually the hindrance. Yes, injuries are a hindrance too but given the right motivation we can pretty much go on forever. Run Forrest, run!

Thanks April.



Thursday, 28 February 2013

A booty call and it's snow fun.

So you fancy yourself an athlete? I resemble that thought. Not the athlete but perhaps I do fancy myself up for athletics. I find myself trying to match my wardrobe when I prepare for training. Joy, I know what you are thinking "What the hell possessed you to combine THAT together AND go out in public?!?" Perhaps she is not truly injured but rather can't support the thoughts of being seen with me in public on the Saturday morning trot. I knew it wouldn't take much to figure her out!

The weather has been far too nice these last few weeks to keep doing the same loop. Let's shake it up a bit and visit Glenmore Landing and the reservoir loop. There will be some ice action in the Weaselhead but for the most part it should be good. See you at the McDonald's at 9 am.
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I am always attempting to find the next best shoe for my lovely bride. Yesterday I found a lovely one that she says she wants me to get when I head to Rome in two weeks. I think she REALLY means she wants to dig in the garden with me!
Will Sadie be confused with all those Westies running around?


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I will not be around but...

What could be more fun than a run in the sun on snow?

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A rant for you...

I heard a story about Earls and the fact they no longer will serve Albino Rhino beer. The title offends those with Albinism. Not sure if that community researched that the Albino Rhino is named after the white Rhinoceros. I do sympathize with their plight but do think we are so politically correct that it makes our politicians look efficient and responsible in comparison.

It is like school and playground zones. On 16th Avenue I pass a school every day going mach 3 (ish) which is legal speed. Really, it is! The only thing protecting the kids is a five foot fence (it could be six foot but I keep my eyes on the road!). In my neighborhood we have the same fence, a overhead lit crosswalk at one end, an intersection with control lights at the other, and not only a school zone but a playground zone all within 300 metres. How come on 16 avenue semi's and monster trucks can cruise freely while on my dead end street we have to look down at our watches to understand which zone is in effect, and then look to the big glowing sun to figure out the end time?

I do know it is to protect the kids but the best part is the daycare at the one end. Every day I see the parents parking as close to the front door to get their kids. It so happens to do this they park in the intersection and in front of the stop sign. While their kid will be safe not having to walk the sidewalk 30 feet to their car the rest of civilization will have to swerve from the vehicle unable to see the stop sign and driving straight into others' right of way.

Rant done.


Friday, 8 February 2013

The eve of the Eve

Happy Chinese New Year's Eve eve? My friends in high places have told me the Lunar guides are welcoming Chinese New Year on Sunday. Welcome the Year of the Snake! Hopefully there are no snakes on the plane as I head to Portland for a conference! That would be quite the Air Canada experience. I wonder if you would have to pay extra for that 'service'? Who would cover the extra baggage? Happy New Year to my friends who follow the Lunar calendar.

What a glorious week of sun and sky. We are so lucky to see what amounts to the most sunlight of any major urban centre. Even a cold -40C always shines a light on our brow. Ah, glorious! For those that are adventurous, Peter and I will again travel to the land of the dark and start the early trot at 730 am from Eau Claire. If you are inclined you may join us for an early 12ish km and then circle back to the Y for 9 am and a more sensible start to lap number two. We do plan a full 32 km between the two of us but there also will be the easy eights for your trotting pleasure. Perhaps even our friend Sharon M. will show her presence and teach us the way to San Jose, so to speak!

See some of you at 730 am and the rest at 9 am.
I think I have a shirt for every colour!
Okay, this is an event I have to do. Perhaps this will be Joy's first trot on the new foot or perhaps the last on the bad one. Only time will tell! Will you join us for a painting expedition? It is only 5 km so it shouldn't be too tough!

We are off to the Opera tonight so I have to keep it short. See you on the flip side!






Friday, 1 February 2013

Grounded Hog

Hi my friends. Another month is upon us to explore and enjoy. What a glorious start with sunshine, warmth, and just general niceness. With tomorrow being Groundhog Day do we want this weather or perhaps a dark cloud of shade to not scare the hairy beast? If the little bugger can actually get the prediction right I hope for a dreary trot in the am!

Speaking of dreary trots, let's get together for a short and long, slow and fast, up and down, here and there trot from Eau Claire. Peter is trying to convince me to start at 730 am so we can get loopy and see the rest of you around 9 am. That Peter has a strange sense of humour, as seen by his 37 km tour of south Calgary last week. He even filmed it. Click the caption to see the route in 5 minutes. You WILL do well in Kyoto!

See most of you at 9 am. Peter...we need to talk!
Some guys just keep going in circles
Speaking of Kyoto, the event is sponsored by CW-X a clothing company best known for their tights with the banding that supports the muscles and reduces energy loss, increases performance, etc...they have a site which shows some of their gear for the race. I love these tights, but I am pretty sure Joy wouldn't let me leave the house with her if i wore them. Betty Boop! punt the bum to see the link.

You would never miss me on the  trails!

April from Bodymindmotion sent me a new toy for your valentine. It is 'close' to the heart and will ensure that  your loved one is 'HEART'ing you each time you trot together.

Holding your heart close to you?
I was reading my archives and came across my thoughts about chi running, barefoot running, and all the different options out there to 'improve' our abilities. I often wonder why we should improve perfection? When people like me pontificate on the new way to do things we can cause some serious issues for many who really don't need to try something new.

So I pontificate:


So you think that barefoot running may be for you? Did I mention my friend trained this way for a half marathon and did a PR? I know I did not mention that the race was half on shale which cut up his feet so bad he couldn't walk for a few days. But as all of us know, the only thing we notice is the PR (personal record if your wondering). His wife wasn't so impressed with his time though, go figure! Did I get the story right Bill?

Yes, barefoot running is not for all, but it is one of many options that I have seen around these parts. Another successful option is lean running. There are a few different options of lean running. Check out www.chirunning.com Chi running is a form of forward lean training. Where my style is to teach vertical posture, Chi is designed to give you a bit of a forward lean. Another forward posture program is www.posetech.com. Known as Pose running it is also designed to lessen the strain on the body and reduce injury.

Look at a kid as they run. They have a bit of a head first mentality. This explains a lot about my nose! The thought is kids tend to have an easier time and get less mechanical injuries with the lean. It is only when we get older that we tend to get into bad habits and break down from the feet up. We have a few successful persons who have tried these styles and found positive change. While my teachings have worked in the past, you may find the future holds new opportunity for you.

So my teachings...I like to think of body movement as a head to toe process. We will put it into a bit of point form today.

Head - Your chin needs to be up with eyes focused about 15-20 feet in front of you. Don't look down as you already know your feet are there! Keep looking ahead and you will see the crack in the sidewalk, the branch from the tree, and the cute one coming at you. You don't want to miss that! Your mind will react if there is a hazard and this forward look will give you plenty of time to prepare.

Shoulders - You want to have relaxed shoulders that are slightly back. Try tightening your shoulders as you read this. Can you feel the strain on your neck and all the connecting muscles? Any extra strain you create will lessen the amount of energy in your tank. Lessening the energy will require you to fill up more often, or cause you to run out of gas too soon. We would not want that! Keeping your shoulders back will also force your head up and keep it looking where it should.

Chest - Your chest needs to be up and open. Put your hand on your ribs. look to your feet. Can you feel the chest closing on to your lungs? Now look forward. You will feel the ribs open and pressure will be removed from the lungs. This opening of your chest cavity will allow for better breathing and more effective supplies of oxygen. More lung capacity will require less energy use. Remember, less energy use means savings for the long haul. Not that type of haul Joy...

Arms - They need to be about 90 degrees in bend. Try to swing them in a hand to elbow on the hip sway (what?). We want to be like a locomotive and pump in that motion. Swinging longer will not make you go further. It just wastes more energy. Short and crisp swings will be best.

Hands - Potato chips...hands need to be relaxed without clenching. Try holding potato chips between your fingers. If they crunch and fall to the ground you will have none to eat at the end of training. Relax your fingers and the reward will be there when you cross that finish line. Salt and Vinegar anyone?

Hips - Your hips need to be in a vertical line with your shoulders (This is where I am a bit different). I like to have a vertical posture so that your body pendulum is balanced. My thinking is an unbalanced body will create a strain on the overused parts. The vertical posture will also help with the chest, shoulders, and the head.

We tend to get our injuries from overcompensating for a deficiency. Are we in proper balance when we train for 1-3-5-7 hours? We don't tend to notice our inefficiencies when we do short distances as we are not getting to an overuse distance. It is when we work outside of our comfort that we start to notice where we are not able. While my thoughts have worked for many they do not work for all. That is why we have millions of coaches teaching many different techniques.

What will work for you?